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[Apr. 18th, 2005|09:11 am]

From: (Anonymous)
2006-02-10 08:31 am (UTC)

Vampires vampires everywhere
Even vampires on the stairs
That vampire is combing his hair
Vammpires don't like to wear underwear
Vampires often sit in chairs
Sometiems vampires names are blair
Vampires vampires everywhere

BUT WERE THE VAMPIRES EATING CHEESE???????? Precious cheese. Blissful cheese. Like the most softest cheese. Bet if you fucked brie it would feel not unlike a mans tight asshole. See what happened there? I used a double negative meaning brie cheese would, infact, feel like a man's asshole that one of these writers is too much of a chicken shit to ever fuck.

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From: (Anonymous)
2006-02-10 08:32 am (UTC)
Vampires vapires take a look
That one there is reading a book
So that one day he can learn to cook
Vampires vampires dook dook dook
Dook dook dook vampire dook dook dook

Now what rhymes with cheese? Oh yeah! Faggot. Faggot rhymes with cheese. synonyms really. Never onnimonipeas. Hey vanna I said I wanted to buy a vowel you stupid cunt. Now go touch the screens with your pretty paw. The wheel hits bankrupt way more times that any other dollar or prize amount. Concidence? Seriously fucking doubt that. It’s the fat man below the wheel deciding the outcome. Its up to the retard to pick the right letters. Never go with "n" alwayss go with "h" and your fucking reatrded to try "x". Great sense of humor!!!!!Now go for a run!!!!!
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