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The Hitler Youth was a logical extension of Hitler's belief that the future of Nazi Germany was its children. The Hitler Youth was seen as being as important to a child as school was. In the early years of the Nazi government, Hitler had made it clear as to what he expected German children to be like:

"The weak must be chiselled away. I want young men and women who can suffer pain. A young German must be as swift as a greyhound, as tough as leather, and as hard as Krupp's steel."

Nazi education schemes part fitted in with this but Hitler wanted to occupy the minds of the young in Nazi Germany even more.

Movements for youngsters were part of German culture and the Hitler Youth had been created in the 1920's. By 1933 its membership stood at 100,000. After Hitler came to power, all other youth movements were abolished and as a result the Hitler Youth grew quickly. In 1936, the figure stood at 4 million members. In 1936, it became all but compulsory to join the Hitler Youth. Youths could avoid doing any active service if they paid their subscription but this became all but impossible after 1939. 

The Hitler Youth catered for 10 to 18 year olds. There were separate organisations for boys and girls. The task of the boys section was to prepare the boys for military service. For girls, the organisation prepared them for motherhood.

Boys at 10, joined the Deutsches Jungvolk (German Young People) until the age of 13 when they transferred to the Hitler Jugend (Hitler Youth) until the age of 18. In 1936, the writer J R Tunus wrote about the activities of the Hitler Jugend. He stated that part of their "military athletics" (Wehrsport) included marching, bayonet drill, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defence, use of dugouts, how to get under barbed wire and pistol shooting.

Girls, at the age of 10, joined the Jungmadelbund (League of Young Girls) and at the age of 14 transferred to the Bund Deutscher Madel (League of German Girls). Girls had to be able to run 60 metres in 14 seconds, throw a ball 12 metres, complete a 2 hour march, swim 100 metres and know how to make a bed.

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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-30 08:12 am (UTC)
"bobby" said bob, "you and bobby are also both bobs, so we can discuss this bobbily, not to be confused with bobly the god of rape. are you bobs with me?" bob asked bobbing his head. But bobby and bobby were too busy bobbing for apples to bob. what? it means you are gay.

So there they were, oh shit, what is even happening anymore. Ah yes. There was a halloween carnival in the vampire bar with no visible vampires and also a crime scene with no crime. "This novel is really going places" said the bearded lady to the fat neck rash vampire. Neck Rash prefered gossip magazines to cocaine in the bathroom and this made her doomed to a life of drinking cherry limeonde and asking god what made her so ugly.
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[User Picture]From: mypoopsmellsbad
2006-01-30 08:26 am (UTC)
But there was a very simple answer to that. You see god hated jews. All jews, even people who werent jewish but slightly resemebled a jew in facial features. Also, a little known factoid about god, he only had six toes. This was due to an unfortunate incident involving a suit made out of bologna and a bottle cap. But that's another story. This one is about vampires.

Suddenly the bar was fileld with vampires.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-30 08:30 am (UTC)
BUT NOT JUST VAMPIRES. Really, really trendy vampires that wore beads and for some reason dream catchers. This annoyed everyone execpt the kebler elves that lived in the blender.

The vampires got into a cirle around bobby and bobby and began slowely coming towards the bobbys. Lucikly the Bobbys were involved in a heated game of connect four. bobby was the red chips and bobby was the black chips.
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[User Picture]From: mypoopsmellsbad
2006-01-30 08:35 am (UTC)
"three in a row" creamed bobby sticking a sharp object down his pee pee hole. "you're totally fucked now."

"oh no i'm not" said bobby who for some reason was now a poodle. "see i ottally blocked you."

The encircling vampires grew closer and closer like a woman slowly squeezing every last breath of life and freedom out of you until you end up just a shell of your former self.

"would you like some candy?" said brer brian, jsut hten all of the vampires turned on him, decapitating him, ripping out his entrails, stabbing him repeadedly, and of course kicking him in the balls.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-30 08:45 am (UTC)
"would you like some candy?" said brer brian, jsut hten all of the vampires turned on him, decapitating him, ripping out his entrails, stabbing him repeadedly, and of course kicking him in the balls. Which is super confusing seeing how he has no balls to kick but instead just little pomergranite seeds that black people are too stupid to know how to eat.

Bobby looked up after creaming bobby with a black chip connect 4 block move, only seen before in the final round of the connect four tournament 1987, to see the vampires ensuing. Is ensuing a word? Just then, he threw a boomarang that no one knew he had that beheaded soce the elemental wizrd and turned the cd player on. The song? It was the chicken dance.


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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-31 08:51 am (UTC)
everytime i email you it is sent back.
do you still have a job?
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-31 08:53 am (UTC)
this is bullshit.. what the fuck?

Bobby looked up after creaming bobby with a black chip connect 4 block move, only seen before in the final round of the connect four tournament 1987, to see the vampires ensuing. Is ensuing a word? Just then, he threw a boomarang that no one knew he had that beheaded soce the elemental wizrd and turned the cd player on. The song? It was the chicken dance.

As you know, no one can resist the hypnotic melody that is the chicken dance, everyone everyone, felt in that moment that they must begin urinating on each other, and thats what they did in the most sensually erotic way possible. mouths open, gulping piss, yellow steams of love running down faces, dripping hair wet with piss, eyes stinging from the beauty and the stench.
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[User Picture]From: mypoopsmellsbad
2006-01-31 08:53 am (UTC)
this is bullshit.. what the fuck?

Bobby looked up after creaming bobby with a black chip connect 4 block move, only seen before in the final round of the connect four tournament 1987, to see the vampires ensuing. Is ensuing a word? Just then, he threw a boomarang that no one knew he had that beheaded soce the elemental wizrd and turned the cd player on. The song? It was the chicken dance.

As you know, no one can resist the hypnotic melody that is the chicken dance, everyone everyone, felt in that moment that they must begin urinating on each other, and thats what they did in the most sensually erotic way possible. mouths open, gulping piss, yellow steams of love running down faces, dripping hair wet with piss, eyes stinging from the beauty and the stench.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-31 08:56 am (UTC)
lets drop that for now, more importantly what is the text for this wack wack..

http://www.prettyponyparty.com/WACKWACK_6.jpg
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[User Picture]From: mypoopsmellsbad
2006-01-31 08:58 am (UTC)
understood wack wacc NEEDS to be up.

....

"why hello vagina. would you like to wear my hat? i think it looks nice on you. I am a spic penguin who may or may not be allergic to beans."

"vagina says what"

"what?"

The vagina had used its powerful seductive powers to lull Senor into a stupor that made him forget his mission in life. He would rather sit around the vagina, even while bloody. Wack wack was at her beckoning call and it was up to Cassette Tape (who had not fallen for the evil vagina's game because he is closeted homosexual) to break his friend free.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-02-01 09:42 am (UTC)
As you know, no one can resist the hypnotic melody that is the chicken dance, everyone everyone, felt in that moment that they must begin urinating on each other, and thats what they did in the most sensually erotic way possible. mouths open, gulping piss, yellow steams of love running down faces, dripping hair wet with piss, eyes stinging from the beauty and the stench. Except Piggly the Vampire, who wanted nothing to do with the piss fest. He found most things grotesque like drinking from water fountains and most people named Sam. Piggly went into the study/book lending room of the bar. it was right by the mudroom. This bar was like super fancy and accomaditable. There he found the smartest vampire of them all, Belvis the Bampire

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[User Picture]From: mypoopsmellsbad
2006-02-01 09:57 am (UTC)
Belvis, as you may recall, was mildly retarded, so saying he was the smartest of the vampires was like saying you don't have anal worms. Becaause just about everyone has anal worms. There are some parasites, such as pinworms, who depend on people eating their own poop to keep the population up. Pinworms are small nematodes that live in the colon. The females emerge from the anus at night to lay their eggs. Their activity makes the anal area itch. The person scratches the itch (often doing so in his sleep), procuring a small amount of fecal matter and eggs under his fingernails, and then puts his fingers in his mouth. Once the eggs are consumed, the person is infected with a new generation of pinworms.
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